Musharraf wanted to raise money for his country and
on being told
that
there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to
purchase one and enter it in the races.


However at the local auction, the going price for a
horse was far too
high. and he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He figured that since he had the donkey he might as
well go ahead and
enter it in the races.

To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper headlined

MUSHARRAF'S ASS SHOWS.

Mian Sahib was so pleased with the donkey that he
entered it in the
race again, and this time it won.
The paper read:

MUSHARRAF'S ASS OUT IN FRONT.

His wife was so upset with this kind of publicity
that she ordered Mian Musharraf not to enter the
donkey in another
race.
The paper headline read:

WIFE SCRATCHES MUSHARRAF'S ASS

This was too much for wife. So she ordered
Musharraf to get rid of the
donkey. Mian Sahib decided to give it to Benazir.
The paper headline the next day read:

BENAZIR TAKES MUSHARRAF'S ASS.

Followed by another on the next day:

NOW BENAZIR HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

All the opposition leaders got very upset at this
kind of publicity.
They informed Benazir that she would have to get
rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for
Rs.500.
Next day the headline read:

BENAZIR SELLS HER ASS FOR Rs. 500

This was too much for the veteran opposition leader,
Nawabzada Nasrullah Khan, so he ordered Benazir to
buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could
run wild and free.
Next day, the headline in the paper read:

BENAZIR ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Nawabzada died on reading this and was buried
the next day and Pakistan got rid of the biggest Ass
it had
produced in the bargain.




Source : net
(sorry 4 d profanity...but it ws 4 gud laugh..)